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Two Lloyd Alleys Attempt Secession, Establish “Republic of Nugget” Amid Presidential Uncertainty

Two Lloyd Alleys Attempt Secession, Establish “Republic of Nugget” Amid Presidential Uncertainty

A constitutional crisis unfolded last week in Lloyd after residents of Purple and Kaos alleys announced their intention to secede and establish an independent state, the “Republic of Nugget.” The declaration came on March 31, when former President Isabella announced on behalf of the Purple and Kaos alleys that, “in the absence of our fearless leader” (current President Shan is off-campus this term), they had “elected to secede from Lloyd House in order to form our own independent state, the Republic of Nugget.”
TS PMO: Places You Shouldn't Be

TS PMO: Places You Shouldn't Be

There’s a lot of places around campus that no one has any reason to be at. However, the Google Maps algorithm somehow manages to place them all near the top of whatever category you select.
A List of Not-So-Mid Things We Enjoy

A List of Not-So-Mid Things We Enjoy

Unlike finals, we don’t get the week off for midterms, so this season is particularly mid. To all of you reading this article, keep pushing through! We are proud of you, and you are doing really well. The light is at the end of the tunnel, I promise.