Dear Quail, In your holy infinite wisdom, can you answer the question: Is Caltech worth it? Best, A.S. Muncher

At around 9:10 PM on Wednesday, May 17th, the façade of our beloved Red Door Café was damaged by a piece of thrown debris. This author got to the scene in time to interview key witnesses, take photos of the incident, and grab a smoked tofu sandwich before 10 PM.

“Go to a Nordic country and commit a crime that will get you a school term of jail time… do your work remotely from there in luxury and comparative extravagance,” says Josiah Miller (Ay ‘24, Venerable).

The Writers Guild of America (WGA) is currently on strike. The last time this happened was in 2008 and lasted around 2 months.

The Caltech Alpine Club takes a trip to the desert and into the great outdoors.

“Go to bed, frosh, Ditch Day is tomorrow!” Reflections on a missed day of classes.

Joe interviews Doris, a 87-year-old very accomplished bike thief.

I got paid!!! Parting thoughts from the previous Tech Editor.

“I can say that when I was first asked about it, it obviously seemed like a challenging role, but I genuinely believe that I can stand up to the challenge,” chimed Dr. Jennifer Jahner, newly appointed Dean of Undergraduate Students.