I’ll make no bones about it. The Super Mario Bros. Movie was easily the most anticipated movie of the year, if not the last decade.

˙ᴉdʎʇɐld ƃuᴉpnlɔuᴉ ‘ǝɟᴉlplᴉʍ ǝsɹǝʌᴉp ʎllɐuoᴉʇdǝɔxǝ sʇᴉ ɹo ɟ uʍouʞ-llǝʍ sᴉ ‘ǝɹǝɥdsᴉɯǝɥ uɹǝɥʇnos ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʎɹʇunoɔ ƃuᴉʞɐǝds-ɥsᴉlƃuƎ uɐ ‘ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

Ah, bananas, the fruit that comes in its own convenient packaging. It’s nature’s way of saying, ‘Here, have a snack on the go.’ But have you ever stopped to think about the humble banana and all the things it can do?

What do you do when the cure is worse than the disease?

Since the very first day I stepped foot on campus for winter term, I knew Fizz was going to be nothing but trouble. No worthwhile product has ever been advertised with colorful cardstock flyers delivered to doorsteps.

I love the little shops they have in museums and places. They’re the best thing in the whole world. Every time I go into a new place I look and see if there are any little shops.

I aim to keep the general public informed about this dangerous individual as well as garner information which will help lead to his capture.